gym???anyone????
Oh what a day.It's funny how much everyone thinks they are smarter than you.I know this is something i normally put on "rants" but,i'm to sleepy for that.And i'm having a case of a.d.d. right now.Yeah i don't feel like talking about it,so i won't.
So i changed my mind and will talk about the gym,instead of work.I will first say...I love the fucking gym,really i do.The only place i really feel like i'm at home.Other than the fact,there are stange people;that are fat;ugly;making noises;and think they are way hotter than they are.Ok think of werid people in your house that you don't know.But you see them, there often.
I spend most of the time with my eyes shut.LIstening to my mp3 player.As loud as it can go.I really don't want to interact with any of those people.Hell i don't work there,let the trainers do it.Last time i went some chick which i see her there often(looks like a barbie but with black hair.acts like her,and makes sure everyone sees her.i don't like her.she's annoying)comes up to the trademill right next to me.I was thinking "bitch don't you see the other 15 units not being used,over there!!!!"But i just put my head down,and tried to zone out.
After about 25 minutes later,looking at me and trying to get me to notice her.I walk away.And go to one of the "free-weight" machines.A few minutes later she came up to me,and ask if i would be her "spotter",cause i seemed nice.I said no,in spanish.Why?In a gym,you have to be nice,even if you don't want to.You don't know who is who,and if you need a favor one day.
Like most of the guys there,are cops.Good to be workout buddies with a guy, that can get you out of a ticket.Or the chick that can get you a job,at her husband's office.I love laughing at "u.b.g."Which means upper body guy.Big guy up top,with no legs.These guys can also be seen at the beach,trying to look cool.Or "big belly guy".With big arms and shoulders,with a fat gut.
Sun-burnt titty chick".The one with big fake tits,tans way to much.There just to get notice,cause her husband is not around to give it to her.So she goes to the gym with his money,to try to feel sexy.By having sex with every guy there.
The gym is a great place to laugh.Like a theme-park.And you all should go!!!!For a low fee of 49.99 a fucking month
So i changed my mind and will talk about the gym,instead of work.I will first say...I love the fucking gym,really i do.The only place i really feel like i'm at home.Other than the fact,there are stange people;that are fat;ugly;making noises;and think they are way hotter than they are.Ok think of werid people in your house that you don't know.But you see them, there often.
I spend most of the time with my eyes shut.LIstening to my mp3 player.As loud as it can go.I really don't want to interact with any of those people.Hell i don't work there,let the trainers do it.Last time i went some chick which i see her there often(looks like a barbie but with black hair.acts like her,and makes sure everyone sees her.i don't like her.she's annoying)comes up to the trademill right next to me.I was thinking "bitch don't you see the other 15 units not being used,over there!!!!"But i just put my head down,and tried to zone out.
After about 25 minutes later,looking at me and trying to get me to notice her.I walk away.And go to one of the "free-weight" machines.A few minutes later she came up to me,and ask if i would be her "spotter",cause i seemed nice.I said no,in spanish.Why?In a gym,you have to be nice,even if you don't want to.You don't know who is who,and if you need a favor one day.
Like most of the guys there,are cops.Good to be workout buddies with a guy, that can get you out of a ticket.Or the chick that can get you a job,at her husband's office.I love laughing at "u.b.g."Which means upper body guy.Big guy up top,with no legs.These guys can also be seen at the beach,trying to look cool.Or "big belly guy".With big arms and shoulders,with a fat gut.
Sun-burnt titty chick".The one with big fake tits,tans way to much.There just to get notice,cause her husband is not around to give it to her.So she goes to the gym with his money,to try to feel sexy.By having sex with every guy there.
The gym is a great place to laugh.Like a theme-park.And you all should go!!!!For a low fee of 49.99 a fucking month
posted by demondoug at 11:58 PM
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