What i would make

I smoke alot.I mean alot.I have been on a misson to find different kinds.I'm not sure why.Maybe for the sake of saying "look what i found!!!!"Yep bragging rights kick ass,even when you are like way old.I smoke cloves,and fucking love them.Love them!!I don't see why anybody smokes that other crap.Meaning cigs,and weed and all of the other shit.I mean that stuff will kill you............Ok i know cloves will kill you sooner.I don't care.I love them.Do i need them?No.But i love everything about them.I hoping to make my own some day.Like a dick flavored kind,just for the ladies.

That way for every chick that says"i don't suck dick,it's nasty!"Well you have the taste of it in your mouth.Cause "i can smell it on you,so come here girl"Oh to dream,huh?Well it's an idea i'm kicking around.Also thinking about making a sweaty balls chewing gum.But i know that want go over to well.You take some girl out to the movies,and for a drink later.Give her some gum,she will be wondering why she wants to lick your balls.But you will know.Giddy giddy gum.

Another thing i want to make is a bio-degratable comdon.Here's of it works.You put it on when you are ready.10 seconds later it will desolve in her.For the couples that don't like useing protection,but want to say "hey i had one one.I don't know what happened???"Of course there would be a spermacide on it that would last the whole time.I might make it mint flavored as well.Ok,maybe tese aren't the best ideas,but damn the stories you could tell about them.