women you have it all wrong.
So today i will go watch an movie.I know that is not the news you wanted to hear,but you will live.And i shall have an coke,my 3rd today.Why is this a big deal?Or why am i telling you this?Because i don't drink soda,but today i shall.And i shall blow up like a fat fucking whale.This whole keep in shape thing is kind of an waste of time.I do it because i like being strong.But it also makes you look better,but for who?Does that mean i should go buy better or more clothes?To impress the world around me?Fuck that,for what?To impress women,that are going to waste my time?To make me feel better?So others as an whole can view me as an good person?Fuck all that.I know what i am;who i am;what i look like;and the few thought-proving snickets that come out of my mouth.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder right?So why does the poor nerd looking guys get nowhere in life with the ladies?I shall "blind date" the other night,and the poor guy i thought had an shot with the "ok-looking" cute girl.They seemed to be having an good time,then out of nowhere,he crashed and burned.She told him it was because they didn't have anything in common.What fucking show was she watching?They had everything in common.And she then told the rest of the world it was because he wasn't goodlooking enough.....Well you dumbass,you tell the world but not the guy?You also said you like someone that is "real"?HOW?This poor guy will jump off the fucking roof,now.Ladies as a word of advice(i know you won't listen)tell the huy,not the world.The reason guys lack the "balls" to come up to you is because we have to deal with the "public shut down".And when the assholes come up to you,you look all surprised as if you can't believe he had the nerve.Well maybe if you thought about it,instead of reading those fucking women's magazines you would learn.
Men are easy to read.We like food;sex;sports;having the truth being told to us.And if you can tell what kind of guy it is,we may like being lied to,to keep it going.Ok like how?Don't tell us it's a good size,we know you mean it's small.tell us it's fucking huge.And then let us fuck you again.I promise you it will be better this time out.Don't say you look like you could lose a little weight,say "damn you been working out?"At that point,guess what we fucking will.By the way,don't tell us to lose weight if you can stand to lose some yourself.Fuck,it's not that fucking hard.I shall go to movies,to watch a "chick flick",yes i said it.And i will do it alone,yep.I will go watch the new "like heaven movie"because reese is fucking hot.
And don't ask us if we want to see an chick flick.We will fucking tell you if we do.Don't throw it up there like "hey do you want to see that?"....oh no.Most of the time we will watch it,and pick it out first...if we like you.Try it,next time you are out,see what movie he asks you to see.Because most of the time,we know what is playing already.And if we say "hey,honey do you want to see beauty of roses in the fucking meldow?".Then you know we really like you,and care about what you want to see.Don't use tact,you are insulting us.Don't mention it,you are "telling us".Let us make the first move,then move as needed.And for that,if you can tell the guy really likes you;and really cares.Not just about that night, but in the long term sense of the word;like he will be there for you.Give the guy some,then all you have to do is feed us.Because fucking is a sport and just as meaningful to you as us.It just takes more out of us.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder right?So why does the poor nerd looking guys get nowhere in life with the ladies?I shall "blind date" the other night,and the poor guy i thought had an shot with the "ok-looking" cute girl.They seemed to be having an good time,then out of nowhere,he crashed and burned.She told him it was because they didn't have anything in common.What fucking show was she watching?They had everything in common.And she then told the rest of the world it was because he wasn't goodlooking enough.....Well you dumbass,you tell the world but not the guy?You also said you like someone that is "real"?HOW?This poor guy will jump off the fucking roof,now.Ladies as a word of advice(i know you won't listen)tell the huy,not the world.The reason guys lack the "balls" to come up to you is because we have to deal with the "public shut down".And when the assholes come up to you,you look all surprised as if you can't believe he had the nerve.Well maybe if you thought about it,instead of reading those fucking women's magazines you would learn.
Men are easy to read.We like food;sex;sports;having the truth being told to us.And if you can tell what kind of guy it is,we may like being lied to,to keep it going.Ok like how?Don't tell us it's a good size,we know you mean it's small.tell us it's fucking huge.And then let us fuck you again.I promise you it will be better this time out.Don't say you look like you could lose a little weight,say "damn you been working out?"At that point,guess what we fucking will.By the way,don't tell us to lose weight if you can stand to lose some yourself.Fuck,it's not that fucking hard.I shall go to movies,to watch a "chick flick",yes i said it.And i will do it alone,yep.I will go watch the new "like heaven movie"because reese is fucking hot.
And don't ask us if we want to see an chick flick.We will fucking tell you if we do.Don't throw it up there like "hey do you want to see that?"....oh no.Most of the time we will watch it,and pick it out first...if we like you.Try it,next time you are out,see what movie he asks you to see.Because most of the time,we know what is playing already.And if we say "hey,honey do you want to see beauty of roses in the fucking meldow?".Then you know we really like you,and care about what you want to see.Don't use tact,you are insulting us.Don't mention it,you are "telling us".Let us make the first move,then move as needed.And for that,if you can tell the guy really likes you;and really cares.Not just about that night, but in the long term sense of the word;like he will be there for you.Give the guy some,then all you have to do is feed us.Because fucking is a sport and just as meaningful to you as us.It just takes more out of us.
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