random crap

So why is it,when i go to the restroom there is always a "jesus loves you"tablet?Does jesus only come to you in a public restroom?Or is it just good reading for the "crapper"?I have heard on many different occasions about having "near-death"or "life changing"situations in bathrooms at home.The bathroom is the place most accidents and death happen to take place,so it makes you not want to take a shit huh?I happen to love being in the bathroom,i hate restrooms. They seem so "public" and "werid" to me,i don't really want to have conversion with a stranger while i'm touching my cock.Which is a catch 22;if you don't talk to them after they start conversion you look like a piece of shit,but why do it if you are taking one?Oh the social ways of the public restrooms,also are you to hold the door open for the other person as you leave;and what if they don't wash there hands....shit i guess so.Best thing about a public restroom is you can "blow it up"and let the others deal with it;which in turn is one of the worst things about it,if you are on the other end.Best thing about your bathroom is you can do "whatever"you want;like "private time" in the shower.To end this piece,i will quote a great movie..."jerking off in the shower,this will be the high point of my day;it's all downhill from here."