i want money...............now...........

I remember school,i was ok,not great but ok.I always thought i could do more.Math is hated it,but was good at it.Gym was so easy i felt bad i got credit for it.History was so damn easy,all you had to keep in mind,was that it will have again.But i must have sucked at english.Like i must have really sucked.Because i don't recall the words being used today,being used then.Words like holla;eyez;peps;and such words.So after major thinking about it,what would be best for me and everyone.Is to pay me an lot of money and to give me an "sorry".I busted my ass in school to get an "b"in said subject,as well as other people.I DEMAND MONEY to either learn this way of "talk".Or to buy an tazergun to use on everyone that is to stupid to use english.And i know what they will say,"i've been talking like this because this is how i am",BULLSHIT I SAY.I will sit and talk to someone and be fucking lost."What the fuck did you just say to me??!!?!!"is what i say most od the time,and in an werid way it offends them,because i don't understand waht they are saying.HOLY SHIT BATMAN,I DON'T UNDERSTAND.They get pissed because i,don't understand?Was there an meeting?Did i not get the call to attend?Guess not.This way of "talk" has only been around for like 5 to 7 years.So if you are like 20 and talk like this,kill yourself.Because that means,you were an loser then and now you can breed and drive,holy shit.But i won't be that hard on them,i will be for the guys my age.If it took you that long to find yourself??That you had to adopt an dumb-ass way of talk.Don't worry i'll find you.