Hollywood hates women.

OK...i know what you are thinking. "you haven't been here since forever, and now you come back like this?!" Yeah..did you just start reading me? So now that we got that out of the way. Let's get to it!


I love my woman. I feel and know she is the hottest thing on the planet. I'm sure god gets a hard on looking at her. I won't change anything about her. But just a little bit ago she said something just crazy to me. It was something to the affect that hollywood makes it hard for the average looking woman. First off i think me and the lady need to talk about her "hidden crack use" cause there is nothing average about her. That will come later.


So why do i think hollywood hates women? ok valid question. asshole answer. For a short time i worked at a huge video chain. I watched just about every thing there was. I was never really into the
hype of the new blockbuster film, that i was told i just have to see. The draw for me as how smart it was, and how hot the lead chick was in it. I would sit and watch whatever bullshit it was. But if the chick was hot enough, maybe i wouldn't walk out or turn it off.

After many many years of this it hit me. Why does the world love Kate Hudson so much? That was during the time she was super huge everywhere. Almost everyone was getting there makeup done her way, as well as haircuts. Was the goal to make every woman look like kate? Or any other woman they shoved down our throats? Now don't get me wrong. She is pretty-ish. Looks like a real life cat person. Like if god said i need cat-people to roam the earth he made her and Lionel Richie. Which looks more like simba from the lion king to me.

Years passed and it was another woman, then another. Always a new "it" girl. That was the new "what a woman should look like" look was. Where are these fucking meetings being held at? I'm sure no straight men are there. Now it's kim kharwhatden. So i see so many women with her look. What happened to the pretty everyday women, we used to see? Hollywood killed them! Yeah i said it.

Men don't like that shit. Ok let's speak crazy truth here. For all the guys out there. Tell me you wouldn't do shaved head crazy Brittney spears? Or Lindsey drunk lohan? Before they went out there. They were really pretty. without the push to like them. Remember the movie total recall? The real one, with Sharon stone. Yeah you do. She was retared hot! and she only had 3 outfits in the movie. One was workout clothes, a bath robe, and a dress suit. She was a real woman fully dressed, that was just hot. Until basic instinct and i just lost all interest. Like she would fuck Micheal Douglas, yeah on what fucking planet with no other men.

The pool for hollywood to pick its women for roles are simple. The rules they think still work are "sex sells". Ok....sex sells only in porn. The women types are sexpot; dorky best friend (which wants to be like main lead in whatever role it is) "hot" action star and last "hot" older actress playing the mom. Being the guy i am. I have never seen any of this women in real life. I really don't want to meet them at all. But shit i thought i would run into them, considering how many movies hollywood puts out. Saying they are out there.

They pretty or hot woman is the real woman. The one that dresses her own way. Cuts her hair her way. With less makeup. Also most important isn't a cry baby, slut or issue-case. Smart and funny is super important to us! Caring about us is as well! Hollywood tells women to cry about being alone all the time, while dressing half naked. Ok that works for a friday night at a bar, till you wake up alone again. Cause he dased out on you. Ironic don't you think? Or when you pick up a woman's mag and it says "what he wants" really? You just paid 6 bucks for something you could have asked for free?

It's not like you don't know a guy. Doesn't matter if you want him or not. Take your own poll! Cheaper than 6 bucks. Or you can watch a really dumb movie, where you know she gets the guy and still buy the crap mag. Notice we guys never get mags like that? Or watch movies thinking "shit, i'm going to act and be like Daniel Craig"! Don't get me wrong, he is bad-ass as bond. But i'm not going to invest time acting or looking like him. Hollywood uses the same women for almost every movie. I really think they hate women more than the black actors. Which we all know it's only like 5 of them.

So do yourself a favor. If the guy next to you says "you're beautiful" just be happy with it! Stop chasing the hollywood image.
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The "upside" to the end of the world with zombies

So being a huge zombie film fan, and i mean huge. I was thinking there may be some "upside" to the whole "zombies be a coming!" deal.

1. Assholes

The end of the world is here. Almost everyone is gone. Your "creep meter" is on overdrive. You meet up with follow survivors.
And guess what? You can now tell who is a asshole! Since you don't have a "boss" per se', wife or husband. You don't have to "hold back"
as much. Some people will exploit this. While being total assholes. Giving you some shit as to why they are. Forgetting that you and
everyone else has lost someone. So..they were just assholes to begin with. But unlike now, where you have to just "deal with them".
Now you can just point them out, and deal with them however you wish to. Leave them as bait, help them or show them "the way".
But now, whenever if we meet a total piece of shit, we have to be on our best "social terms". Why? Cause that asshole could be our boss.
You know the prick that hands you a paycheck. Or the landlady who smokes a pack every hour, and hates the world. Until they walk the
earth, we have to deal with the assholes of power with a "lid on it".

2. Sex free fall

Now almost, and i mean almost everyone likes doing it. But we have reasons why we can't as much. Not without the bullshit baggage that
comes with it. But hey there are zombies everywhere. You run into a shopping mall to find refuse. Jump over the counter at the jamba
juice. Look to your left and see the girl you have been checking out months before all this shit happened. The long "are you going to make
it" stare. The shaking bodies. The moans and growls of the walking dead just a few yards away. The chance for getting lucky raised like
at least a thousand percent!
Why? Cause being scared out your fucking mind makes you shit yourself. Knowing you are going to die? You want to go out at least getting
your "cookies". Also a group of people, even now has a slutty person. Add fear of having your head being a great snack, in a small
dark room, with the lights off? Yeah you might get some. No need for condoms, you might die soon anyway. No need to shave your legs.
You might die soon anyway. No need to even act like you like each other. You might die soon anyway. Might as well have a sigh outside
the "7-11" and say "survivor orgy inside!" Cause you will be getting some.

3. You are now a bad-ass. ( or seem like you are)

This is a time to "reinvent" yourself. If you hooked up with a she-male at a night club, you shouldn't have been at cause you were to
drunk. Nobody will know to tease and laugh at you. Remember when you shit your pants at the target? Or got punked out at the movies by the group of 16 year olds watching twlight?
Not anymore people! Now you can act or pretend you are like bruce willis or daniel craig. The fact nobody knows you or that we are
all so scared of dying. Nobody will notice you are giving a shitty version of a action movie star.
If you are already a bad-ass? Now you add a whole "smooth" aspect to it. And the small gang of outcasts will follow you into anything.
Just think of almost any chris nolan movie, the lead guy. Yeah that's you now. For me, i'm just going to be weird with it. For example
i will walk up to said bad-ass and "crop dust" the shit out of them ( pun not intended, but it worked). Doesn't matter how tough
you are, a strong fart will clear a fucking room.

4. Better self worth.

Now i don't mean oh you lasted forever. Or you are a great zombie killer. No this is super shallow, and healthy. You get to break into
your snobby neighbor's homes. And see if they were really the shit, or just a piece of shit. Know that guy that drives up the road and
that car you always wanted to drive? The prick that looked down at everyone? Now that he is the undead eating a dog in the backyard,
he won't mind you checking out his pad. Now i don't mean for you to go in, and act all "ape-shit" smashing up the joint. It's not
a fucking riot you psycho. I mean just checking it out. Remember once you over heard he had a 80 inch t.v. at the pool party he told
you to leave at last summer? Go see if it's real.
This will confirm that guy you always thought was a "date rapist" really was. When you look inside of his medicine cabinet in the
bathroom. Or that his "water bed" really wasn't so, he just had a water bean bag. This will be such a release that you knew he was
a total tool, that listened to katy perry by choice. But, if he was telling the truth? GO APE-SHIT in that fucking place! Either way
it's a win-win for you. FYI i already have 5 houses picked out.

5. You are now a super cook.

Think about it. There may not be any power, or won't be soon. Also if there is, do you want to be in a lit building that has a sign
for zombies to come to your very private house party? No sir! For you and your fellow skull crashers it will be canned food all the
time. And nothing builds the spirits better than a good meal. Keep in mind a good meal now, will be a fucking great meal then.
Everyone in your group will praise you as the "the greatest cook alive". Yeah fuck gordon ramsey at that point. The way you make
boiled rat, and cup of noodles, with a hint of basil will be the shit! So you are just making the food right? FUCK NO! you are out
living EVERYONE! You can a can opener, a support group that needs you, and a shit load of knives! Example- everyone is cornered
in a ally. Someone will have to be the "bait" so the rest of you all can run. Guess who it won't be? You! They need you! They like you!
Shit they may love you! The funny guy; snotty bitch; leader; or even the small child will go before you. That is until they realize
that it's boiled rat you have been cooking with, is pete from down the street. Btw not asshole pete. But
the cool one.

See i know they may seen so wrong..but hey they work! So even when it's the end of the world? Keep your head up, cause it's not yet!

No small kids or guys named pete were harmed in the writing of this.

Too Mr. Bush

Too Mr. Bush. Too Mr. president Bush. Why do you Hate us? Why do you hate America?

You know i stood up for you..alot. Even when i knew you were wrong on everything. Like when you
Dodged the draft. I thought it was cause you just had some much life going on,That you didnt want to die.
Or when you had a "nose candy" issue. I said it was because you were young, and needed time to think things out.
Hell, we all did something dumb like that. Once in high school, i saw some guys in study hall using glue.
And wondered what it be like. Never did it, it seemed to weird. But i did think about it. I was going Thur
a rough time.
Remember the fact you did really nothing to get into office? Like up till you were in your mid 30s
someone told you they wouldn't "bail" you out anymore. I thought "ok..that's cool" I said that guy might
be something really good. Now are you with me? Or are you still fucking with me?
And holy nuke a country batman. I was the first on board! The war on Iraq, so damn fucking important!
This is my mind set..In ww2 the u.s. wanted way to long to stop what was happening. If we moved in
much sooner we could have save 60 million people. The idea that someone could hurt others, or the way of
the American life. They must be put down. I am a true American, and if i can help we shall keep our
great country. I didnt give a shit if that crazy fuck had "w.m.ds". He needed to be put down. So that
counrty can be safe and so can we. But...i think now..you were just bored. Hey Have you played "plants
vs. zombies"? That will keep you busy for hours! Or even "w.o.w." Fuck we can be in a guild!!! I'm a level 60 warlock.
Shit xbox live was out then also. why didnt you just play that? But no...now you made me look like a
fucking idiot! Now why did you do that?
So now that i got the "i know you" part out of the way. Well i know more, but im kind of classy.
So you are wondering why im writing this huh? What crawled up my ass. Why blog about this or you?
Cause i have a asshole! And what do blogs and assholes have in common? Everyone has one. So deal with it!
I was on my way to the gym. It's how i make my living. You know work? Well i go to the gas
station. pay a few bucks and leave. As i semi fill up. I look over and see it's $4 bucks a gallon.
Now i thought i was drinking. But i stopped drinking years ago. I thought maybe i was high. But i don't
do that crap. Hell i even looked at the water i was drinking, and thought it was "spiked" with something.
Nah..i forgot i was really drinking a monster drink. Not the water cause i didn't have any! Maybe the
lights were a little dark. Nah..it was pretty bright.
So Mr. Bush. do you hate me? I mean i do everything i'm told to. Hell even more so! But you must hate me
to charge that much for gas! Like all i do is drive to work and home, nothing else. Because i can't afford it.
Get another job you say? Make some! Use the bus? Umm i'm a personal trainer i have to go at a drop of a dime.
I know everyone ha to pay this. But it feels "personal" did i do something wrong to you? Did i not
accept you as a friend on face book? You never sent me a invite! Do you think i live as well as you do? For
shame! Why do you get this "eye full"? Cause you own most of the oil in the world. You do! Not me.
So cut me a break. Do you think i'm unamerican? I love this country! But i'm feeling you don't love it
as much. Land of the free? Maybe if i'm on "h.u.d." and "e.b.t." But i want to work, for my piece of the pie.

Stop me if i'm wrong..you do own most of the gas in the country right? Or am i being a asshole? I am,
But i'm not wrong. Are you mad at me? Did you stop reading when you say there were alot of "words"?
Sorry just feeling a little hurt. Want to call me, tell me you have a job paying more. So i can afford
to live? Is there some weird "hush hush" job you need me to do, that can lower gas prices for us all?
I'm pretty damn funny! I can give jokes! Come on help me out. It's your fault, shouldn't you do
something about it? I'm just saying. Unless you really aren't American. Help us out here!

Same bat time, same bat channel.without adam west.

Wow..how the hell are you doing? I have been up and down. But pretty much, the damn same.
Still a little angry? A bit older of course. So some up coming topics...like...the water on another planet? Really "space water", what the hell is that for? Now we are going to see that in the local gas stations,by the rockstars. Or the state tax going up in california to 23percent?! Really? Yeah we will see a spike in crime, not at all....Or dumb women being attacked by pet monkey. Why the fuck would you have a monkey?!?! These things we will talk about, and make fun of. In great detail!! But i'm going to go and fart while it's free. You know the high price of gas in all.

gym???anyone????

Oh what a day.It's funny how much everyone thinks they are smarter than you.I know this is something i normally put on "rants" but,i'm to sleepy for that.And i'm having a case of a.d.d. right now.Yeah i don't feel like talking about it,so i won't.

So i changed my mind and will talk about the gym,instead of work.I will first say...I love the fucking gym,really i do.The only place i really feel like i'm at home.Other than the fact,there are stange people;that are fat;ugly;making noises;and think they are way hotter than they are.Ok think of werid people in your house that you don't know.But you see them, there often.
I spend most of the time with my eyes shut.LIstening to my mp3 player.As loud as it can go.I really don't want to interact with any of those people.Hell i don't work there,let the trainers do it.Last time i went some chick which i see her there often(looks like a barbie but with black hair.acts like her,and makes sure everyone sees her.i don't like her.she's annoying)comes up to the trademill right next to me.I was thinking "bitch don't you see the other 15 units not being used,over there!!!!"But i just put my head down,and tried to zone out.

After about 25 minutes later,looking at me and trying to get me to notice her.I walk away.And go to one of the "free-weight" machines.A few minutes later she came up to me,and ask if i would be her "spotter",cause i seemed nice.I said no,in spanish.Why?In a gym,you have to be nice,even if you don't want to.You don't know who is who,and if you need a favor one day.

Like most of the guys there,are cops.Good to be workout buddies with a guy, that can get you out of a ticket.Or the chick that can get you a job,at her husband's office.I love laughing at "u.b.g."Which means upper body guy.Big guy up top,with no legs.These guys can also be seen at the beach,trying to look cool.Or "big belly guy".With big arms and shoulders,with a fat gut.

Sun-burnt titty chick".The one with big fake tits,tans way to much.There just to get notice,cause her husband is not around to give it to her.So she goes to the gym with his money,to try to feel sexy.By having sex with every guy there.

The gym is a great place to laugh.Like a theme-park.And you all should go!!!!For a low fee of 49.99 a fucking month

What i would make

I smoke alot.I mean alot.I have been on a misson to find different kinds.I'm not sure why.Maybe for the sake of saying "look what i found!!!!"Yep bragging rights kick ass,even when you are like way old.I smoke cloves,and fucking love them.Love them!!I don't see why anybody smokes that other crap.Meaning cigs,and weed and all of the other shit.I mean that stuff will kill you............Ok i know cloves will kill you sooner.I don't care.I love them.Do i need them?No.But i love everything about them.I hoping to make my own some day.Like a dick flavored kind,just for the ladies.

That way for every chick that says"i don't suck dick,it's nasty!"Well you have the taste of it in your mouth.Cause "i can smell it on you,so come here girl"Oh to dream,huh?Well it's an idea i'm kicking around.Also thinking about making a sweaty balls chewing gum.But i know that want go over to well.You take some girl out to the movies,and for a drink later.Give her some gum,she will be wondering why she wants to lick your balls.But you will know.Giddy giddy gum.

Another thing i want to make is a bio-degratable comdon.Here's of it works.You put it on when you are ready.10 seconds later it will desolve in her.For the couples that don't like useing protection,but want to say "hey i had one one.I don't know what happened???"Of course there would be a spermacide on it that would last the whole time.I might make it mint flavored as well.Ok,maybe tese aren't the best ideas,but damn the stories you could tell about them.

words from a wise man......warning strong lang.

I was watching clerks 2.Which you all should be doing at some point.And the porch monkey came part came up.Funny ass stuff,and true.Name calling is nothing new,everybody does it.Hell i came people monkey or cattle all the time,but not in a racial way.Just the fact they follow others,and are very stupid and don't care.When randell went into his spill about it,not knowing what it really meant i thought was so funny.More so when he said he was going to take it back.

That made me think at that point.You see there are words that are really fucked-up.What is more messed-up about them is the reasoning we need to justify or change the word,because it's so bad.Such as the "n" word.Nigger does not mean dumb or not knowing.It was used to put a race of people down,and is still used.Even by that race.Why????Has the world gone fucking stupid?!?!?!?!?The bullshit giving power to the power means nothing,because it's a fucking powerful word,all fucking ready!!Donesn't matter how you say it!

I hate it's used to talk about someone.When a black or white person says it.Balcks use it to say it means my "brother" or it's some kind of "kinship" bullshit,you use it cause you can and who's going to stop you from using it?What right do they have?None right?If a white person says it they have to be a racist asshole,right??They have no right,correct?

Well let me tell you the "power" that word has.Two black guys say it to each other,and a white guy is right there over-hearing it.How do you think that makes them feel?If you are a black person you may not fucking care,it's your right,corrcet?But what you are really doing is making someone feel bad or gulitiy about something thier backwards ass forefathers didmnot them.Then the to guys pier down at the white guy.As soon as the white leaves,the first thing he may say is "fucking niggers,i had nothing to do with that!!"

Wrong the use of,the power of thw owrd is being "reused". Now it holds more power and will be used more often in conversion when the white guy talks about it to his friends.Making the word a huge cycle of bullshit.But all in all,most people don't care.Why??Because some how we earned the use of it?History lesson for all those that don't know.WHITES WERE THE FIRST SLAVES!

Does that means they are allowed to use a fucked-up word????Wait your response to that is "there isn't one,you fuck up"Again you are wrong.But we will talk about that later.Another word is the one "cunt"Wow what a word!!I mean i hear that and want to vomit!!I'm not really sure where it came from or why.But i know that is the word i hate the most.Take a part of a woman, i mean "the part" and call and use it in a bad way.Are you fucking crazy?!?!?!?!Life comes from there,love comes from there.Hell everything does.I saw this movie called "sexy beast" a few days ago.A really good movie,but every other sentence was that word.I thought i was dying, i couldn't what for it to end,even though i thought it wa a great movie.

Power of words is what passive dumb-asses say.I say lets just stop using them!!It's not like we need them anyway.For example that "c" word.I heard alot of woman say it means "can't understand normal thinking",bullshit it means something else.And to hell with you for trying to dumb it down.You are a partt of the problem,for doing so.Those two words are to put down a group of people that i can't believe we still use today.

So as a werid way of making it up.Someone gave whites the term "cracker"???What the fuck is that?!?!?!?!It must have really been a dumb day.I guess every other word was taken.Sorry white people you were on the bottom of the list.First of,think of the word.It's not used to put down a race,or group.The other two words don't come from anything,other than fuck-ups.
And i don't know if the people how use it, know really what a cracker is?I mean have you looked at a fucking cracker?They are all kinds or shapes;colors;tastes.They are as different as everything else.Maybe more so.If you think that is a werid fuck-up "payback" then no wonder al gore lost the vote,no wonder mothers eat their young,or what other werid thing in life.

I feel sorry for those that use or have had those words used on them.I can't do to much on that.And for the others that used it,you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.I don't fucking care who you are!!!!Or what you think you world owes you!! Oh for the record....THE WORLD DOESN'T OWE YOU SHIT!!!!!!!!!

In the way randell said he was going to "take the word back". I will try to do the same with cracker.I don't know how,but i'm sick of this bullshit.We have enough things different about each of us,we don't need to call each other something.Just because we ran out of conversion.
oh yeah,If this pissed you off,try being mixed and think about what i hear.So fuck you,maybe you are thinking.

give me now

Fat guys wearing little coats.Little white guys thinking they are "black gangsters".Welfare mothers hating all white people from their bad luck,while they don't work,unless on there back.Actors feeling left out because they didn't win an award,while getting 10 million dollar paychecks.Drug dealers getting pissed about the cost of gas going up.Cheap people talking about the cost of anything ,while having a nest-egg.Social icons upset about being called "role-models".Rock stars mad at the fatc they write music,others can understand and relate to,up looked up to,but be mad they don't have "me time".This are all things i wonder about and question the state of our world.We have no idea what is happening in our own worlds,other than what is right in front of our tiny little gray matter.Next time you worry about some dumb-shit.Think about the kid sitting in a beat down hotel,hungry,wondering where thier mom is.These are the ones that need our help.And stop thinking about "i'll do it later".By the time you get done brainwashing yourself,you could have already done it.By the way give me a dollar.

just more

So,i know what you where all thinking..."He's dead,someone killed him!!!"Nope,i just don't get on the "net" as much now.well really ever.I have gone cheap and thought about paying money to stay on-line.When i can just do it at work.Now i haven't really had the time to do so,nor the huge want to either.I know i suck.And i have been super busy with work.I went back to a "big" video store.And i fucking hate it.I now why i really hate people.We should make people had comdons on just to talk,so no more kids are being born...for fucking dumbasses.Oh you thought i had calmed down and changed...nope more of the same.

everyone sucks

The world is in a sad state of bullshit.Everyone is so worried about telling the truth,you get is lies.Your boss;girlfriend;husband;sister;whoever.You will never get an honset answer out of anyone because they have to keep you on a short lease.Maybe if people were more open,less shit would be in everyone's life.I get lied to about 3 times a day.Not that it's needed,just i do.I make it pretty easy to talk to me,but nobody listens to me.So i have can up with the idea of just lying as well.See if i can "shake things up" in my on life,my own way.Nobody will be thruthful with you.So i will tell you something right now,and it's up to you to see if i'm lying.I was born in heaven,love dogs and hotdogs.I think everyone is so beautiful.I love the color red,and think clowns are super funny.I'm going to go jerk off now,while eating the pretty birds at the zoo,while taking hits of "molly".

leaving this shit hole

Today's a bad bad day.Seems everyone around me is dropping like flies.Well in the sense that i don't know why they are leaving me.So i have came to the whole thought process of just leaving this city.The first thing everyone says is "well what about your son?",well i don't know.But saying here as fucked me over for the last time,and i don't think i can handle it anymore,well i know i can't.

my questions

I have questions.Not sure if you would say many of them..but i have them none the less.These are things i have wondered for some time.Most may be deemed dumd,but i really do want to know.Everybody seems to know everything,but never on the important things,which means we don't shit.But hey that is what we were brought up to believe.Ready?Here we go..
1.If you ask a woman out,why does she need to know what you do for a living?the fact you asked her out should mean you have the money to take care of her
.2.Why do we think you "pull and pray" works?
3.why do we watch soap t.v. shows?It's a way of being you down by thinking of what you don't have.
4.If you don't believe in god?Why do we use terms like "oh my god"?
5.If we have been burned by those near to us.Why should we trust a stranger or someone we just meet?
6.God has left us on our own.So do we still wait for him,or trust the devil?
7.Do we really need to know the meaning of life? Because we will all still die.
8.If the bond between father and son is so strong,why is the hate so much more?
9.How come regret is worst when you don't do?
10.Do you really trust your goverment?
11.Do you really trust yourself?
12.Why do we need a reason to do right or good?Shouldn't we just do it?
13.The common cold is ramdom and common.But why is there no cure for it?
14. Do you really think there is no cure for aids?And why?
15.Diet drinks make you drink more.So why are we told to drink it?
16.Do you think money is the root of all evil?Or our need/use of it?
17.Why do we care if there is life on other planets?Are we going to have a get a "get-to-know you party"
18.Would you want to know when and how you where to die?How would your life be after knowing?
19.Why does it hurt to cry?When you laugh to hard it also hurts.They are complete totally different.They also deal with emotions.So do you think they are the same?
20.Have you thought about the fact a sunset looks like the sky is bleeding?And at the same time is seems peaceful.So how come death is not?21.Rubbers pervent lives and saves them.So in a way does that make you feel like god?
22.If you had 5 things you could change about your life,anything.What would they be?Before you answer think...it wouldn't make a difference,if you believe in a 'god's plan".

choice and dumbass

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So i know what yoou are thinking,yuck right?Well when i was leaving the the club,i got so fucking hungry.And wendys was close,so that really was is.Now i don't like fast food,but i didn't have an option.And cooking at 3 in the morning was not going to happen.As many people do in amreica,which is why "late-night"windows are open.Wendys;mikkie d's,taco bell;etc.
We have become used to these places,all of us.Now i'm not going to be like that loser from that "supersize" movie.I don't care for it because i know how long it will take for me to work it off,i don't care about anybody else.Do what the fuck you want.Your health concerns are not mine.The people working in these places are.Meaning they can't get my fucking order right.I asked for a sackful and lemon pie.I got the food the drink,no fucking pie.Which is fine i guess,i would have been a fat ass,if i ate it.But fuck i did pay for it,assholes.
On top of that the line got so busy i couldn't or wouldn't go back in the drive thur line to get it.I did work in a fastfood place for 6 years almost,and i always made sure the order was right.You pay for your shit,you should get it.These poeple can't count or give you what you wanted.
Or it's not right,meaning made wrong.I got alittle kristle with alot of mustard.And my pants got alot of it as well.Jumping monkey-shit.I guess i will have to deal,right?Thanks for that your time tninking about it.You are all just alike,nobody listens to me.Fastfood,fastfood fastfood you fucking bastard.With your dumb as empolyees working for you.Make sure they can fucking count and read what they wrote or printed on the ticket.
The price of this food,is kind of crazy,if you think about it.A meanl is 5 bucks or more,well depending on where you go.I have paid about 8 bucks for a combo meal,i think at hardees once,not sure where...but i did.We don't know what cooking or fending for number one really means anymore.Bullshit i know you will say "i do,i can take care of myself."Not really,everything is at our finger-tips.Loan via the internet,as well as...1.marrage-yep,you can get married online.without ever really seeing the person.2.divorce-oh yeah it only cost a little under 300 bucks,and it's legal.3.mail-order bride-i myself have looked into this,many times.but i think you what i wanted later.4.hitmen-fuck just go to a chatroom,and giv a snob story,and flash your tits.some loser will do it for you.5.dating-like i even needed to say that one6.sex-i heard you can have it with the computer;b-with someone else you meet from it;c-do it and have people watch you.
All i can say is we suck,if we going they stop making.I always say that because i do really believe it.For example..If a movie sucks like say "saw" if people keep watching it,they will make that trash into a another movie..wait they just did.
I know you are more and likley confused about this rant,and the fact that it's not on my other site is a little werid as well.But i'm not mad enough to put it on there.All this for a small little sandwhich...What i'm saying is we,everybody needs to be on a well rounded diet of this social bullshit.Help your body and mind,by saying fuck fast food...then maye the will get the order rightNow get the hell out of here.

funny huh?

Tommy DeVito: How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny. I went to some website and they told me i be good as a stand-up Comedian. Ok what the fuck is that all about?I swear...you tell one fart joke,and it's all over......check it out for yourself,and don't yell at me about it later... www.jobpredictor.com

what my name means.

DouglasDark or black water : ScottishLife is never dull with your adventurous and restless spirit. You are always on the move and seeking a new challenge to pit your wits against. Being in touch with nature you love the outdoors. You have keen intuition and a desire for knowledge and you can be something of a crusader. When you apply discipline and tenacity to your energetic mind then leadership positions are easily available to you.Oddly enough, using Doug gets me something different:DougDark or black water : ScottishBalanced and fairminded you possess the ability to use sound reason and judgement when determined and decisive action is required. Persuasive and logical you tend to be an influential figure in your circle of friends and associates. You are extremely adaptable and this is necessary as you seem to be continually being presented with decisions of a life altering nature.

women you have it all wrong.

So today i will go watch an movie.I know that is not the news you wanted to hear,but you will live.And i shall have an coke,my 3rd today.Why is this a big deal?Or why am i telling you this?Because i don't drink soda,but today i shall.And i shall blow up like a fat fucking whale.This whole keep in shape thing is kind of an waste of time.I do it because i like being strong.But it also makes you look better,but for who?Does that mean i should go buy better or more clothes?To impress the world around me?Fuck that,for what?To impress women,that are going to waste my time?To make me feel better?So others as an whole can view me as an good person?Fuck all that.I know what i am;who i am;what i look like;and the few thought-proving snickets that come out of my mouth.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder right?So why does the poor nerd looking guys get nowhere in life with the ladies?I shall "blind date" the other night,and the poor guy i thought had an shot with the "ok-looking" cute girl.They seemed to be having an good time,then out of nowhere,he crashed and burned.She told him it was because they didn't have anything in common.What fucking show was she watching?They had everything in common.And she then told the rest of the world it was because he wasn't goodlooking enough.....Well you dumbass,you tell the world but not the guy?You also said you like someone that is "real"?HOW?This poor guy will jump off the fucking roof,now.Ladies as a word of advice(i know you won't listen)tell the huy,not the world.The reason guys lack the "balls" to come up to you is because we have to deal with the "public shut down".And when the assholes come up to you,you look all surprised as if you can't believe he had the nerve.Well maybe if you thought about it,instead of reading those fucking women's magazines you would learn.

Men are easy to read.We like food;sex;sports;having the truth being told to us.And if you can tell what kind of guy it is,we may like being lied to,to keep it going.Ok like how?Don't tell us it's a good size,we know you mean it's small.tell us it's fucking huge.And then let us fuck you again.I promise you it will be better this time out.Don't say you look like you could lose a little weight,say "damn you been working out?"At that point,guess what we fucking will.By the way,don't tell us to lose weight if you can stand to lose some yourself.Fuck,it's not that fucking hard.I shall go to movies,to watch a "chick flick",yes i said it.And i will do it alone,yep.I will go watch the new "like heaven movie"because reese is fucking hot.

And don't ask us if we want to see an chick flick.We will fucking tell you if we do.Don't throw it up there like "hey do you want to see that?"....oh no.Most of the time we will watch it,and pick it out first...if we like you.Try it,next time you are out,see what movie he asks you to see.Because most of the time,we know what is playing already.And if we say "hey,honey do you want to see beauty of roses in the fucking meldow?".Then you know we really like you,and care about what you want to see.Don't use tact,you are insulting us.Don't mention it,you are "telling us".Let us make the first move,then move as needed.And for that,if you can tell the guy really likes you;and really cares.Not just about that night, but in the long term sense of the word;like he will be there for you.Give the guy some,then all you have to do is feed us.Because fucking is a sport and just as meaningful to you as us.It just takes more out of us.

ok here i am again

So for those of you that thought i would would never be back.You were almost right.I was going to hell and back.And have not really mad an return yet.I have since posted on the other two blogs i have.One of them you should already know,the other you will have to find on your own.But for those of you who don't know...."demonrants.blogspot.com".I am now sitting in the libary of fccj,waiting on an friend.And you can so tell i don't belong here.You can see the steam coming from my ears.From listening to the dumbass talk about nothing important,or what they are it's all wrong.Maybe i should teach here.But with my bad spelling and the heavy use of the word "dumbass" and "fucker" somehow, i don't think i would get the job.

stay the course...

I am mad,but not sure about what .So until i have put an "finger" on it,i have nothing.I will repost later tonight,when i have something.Know this...i am not happy,and i have nothing clever to say.But i shall stay the course.

no more

If you have notice,i have been feeling like shit lately.I have been doing something on this site,i really didn't want to.Which is write something personal,i never wanted to do that.Things have gotten worse,but i'll do my best to not write anything else about it.I'm not saying sorry about it,i want say that...but you get the point.I promise more laughs,much more hate.

I see dead people

No i haven't been watching THE SIXTH SENSE.No i haven't been watching some other dumb ass movie,with over paid actors with small or little story lines.But i do see a fucking ghost everyday,and it drives me fucking crazy.This bitch won't stop haunting me,everyday it's fucking there.I have to see something from my past,that i was dumb enough to deal with.If i knew better i would have ran away,well not sure anyway.I do everything i can not to think;see;hear;or know it's around.No such luck,it's around me.It makes me suffer.My place smells of damn smoke,and no matter how much i clean it still fucking dirty.I clean it about 5 times a day,still not enough.This ghosts affects my son as well,and there is nothing i can do about it.Yes the dead walk around and it fucking gets on my nerves.Something that was a huge,if not my life,walks around to make me suffer.Something i thought was alive,really is dead to me.Or really the other way around.I got this fucking ghost,MAKING ME SUFFER FOR THE SINS IT DID.Bullshit,that's what it is.Carol ann never had it this bad.

yeah,ok

Damn it,that's all i can say right now.So things,well most things are fucked up in the world.I know this,hell we all know this.When you don't get something you want it can get you down.Car;job;person;lotto;whatever it sucks really bad.Sometimes you don't know what you are to do,but just not do anything.I'm in that situation now,damn it.But the difference between a want and a need is whether you deserve it.And right now, i know i don't.

..................

It is taking everything i got to not start drinking again.I had or rather have a drinking problem.For those who don't know,alcoholism is not something you get "over"you have to deal with it everyday.One drink may not do it,but the thought of it will.I have to put my little boy in daycare tomorrow;i have never been so afraid of anything all my life,really.I am really shaking,and freaking out.Hell if anything i feel like a bad father,because i have to send him there.I don't care why others do or how they feel about it;i feel like shit because of it.I am under so much stress right now,i am caving in.I feel like i'm losing my edge at work;being left for someone else is not easy(more so because he's a loser);daycare for my boy;past due bills;and i'm confused about if i am to start seeing other women.There are like 3 women,i am really into but all of them are with someone.I remember metting them thinking;"damn,lucky fucking guy"but now it's like why did i end up with the shit i did,just to be left for a piece of shit?And then there are other women,you know you are not to think about but you are.And i can't help it,because i'm lonely or going crazy.Shit this is kicking my ass.

random crap

So why is it,when i go to the restroom there is always a "jesus loves you"tablet?Does jesus only come to you in a public restroom?Or is it just good reading for the "crapper"?I have heard on many different occasions about having "near-death"or "life changing"situations in bathrooms at home.The bathroom is the place most accidents and death happen to take place,so it makes you not want to take a shit huh?I happen to love being in the bathroom,i hate restrooms. They seem so "public" and "werid" to me,i don't really want to have conversion with a stranger while i'm touching my cock.Which is a catch 22;if you don't talk to them after they start conversion you look like a piece of shit,but why do it if you are taking one?Oh the social ways of the public restrooms,also are you to hold the door open for the other person as you leave;and what if they don't wash there hands....shit i guess so.Best thing about a public restroom is you can "blow it up"and let the others deal with it;which in turn is one of the worst things about it,if you are on the other end.Best thing about your bathroom is you can do "whatever"you want;like "private time" in the shower.To end this piece,i will quote a great movie..."jerking off in the shower,this will be the high point of my day;it's all downhill from here."

i'm so lost,but calm

Since being left for another man(for details go to other blog)i am having a very hard time.I cry for 10 minutes,then get mad for 5.This not good,i am most of the time pushed and driven by the fact i am smart,mean,fair and full of non-ending hate.Not now.I feel like the dumbest person,because i would have never thought i would be with someone to do that to me.I get mad alot,now i'm just hurt.So i can deal with anything.And what you are thinking is how is this a good thing,well being this way puts walls up allowing me to be on my feet.Not anymore,i am now weak.Fair is not a concept i understand right now,why even try?Now the hate thing is something i need,but i'm fucked up now......i'm not sure if i have any left.This is very important to me,it pushes me and drives me to do better,without that i am nothing.Now what do i do?How do i get my "mojo" back?I feel so weak,the thought of doing anything,hurts my head and heart.I need to get mad just enough,maybe i should watch a shitty movie.That will push me for like 3 days easy.

monkey day

I have spent the last 3 days thinking about a ipod.Now,the thing is....i don't need one,i just want one.My lifestyle really doesn't call for one,but i still want one.So i have been looking for all kinds of cheap mp3 players,not just ipods.Models like iriver;ipods;creative;san disk; hell all kinds.I was on ebay and saw one for 165 and it was the "u2"version of the ipod,and yes it was bad-ass.i should have bet on it.But i didn't,because i was acting like the people i hate,the ones that come in the store acting cheap and stupid.Like if i really want one i will just fucking go and buy it,i just a little worried about sending more money on music than i already do,using napster and sites of it's kind.I know it be much better if i didn't do it,i already spend alot on music now.Then i spent the day looking at dumbass people ask stupid shit,like "i guess you lost a sell".like i fucking care,the money doesn't go in my pocket.And just because you walk out saying that,doesn't mean you "gain some fucking power"it just makes you look stupid.I hate sundays.Then i saw a bunch of girls wearing shit that was too tight,or just made them look like i should give them 10 bucks for a nasty lap dance.At one time some girl walked away with her guy,and i walked behind them.It felt as when i walked up to where they were standing,i could feel her body heat.I really could feel that one spot being "warm",while every other place was cold.So that means she was an nasty slut,that could heat up a spot for a while after walking away.Almost like a slut superhero.And that is nasty.I know this post is not full of hate like you like it,so go to the other site www.demonrants.blogspot.com

hey who's that?

I have seen alot of movies,most have been shit.Some have been so good i was in shock,others made me want to commit murder on the people that made it.I have seen all kinds of movies.Ones that were so damn pretty to watch(HERO-2004)you were like "shit this is so bad ass,look at that"Some that were so fucking stupid you had to be high to enjoy a piece of dog-shit the devil would cry about (cold creek manor-2004).Others so great in everything you forget how long they are;who's in it;what's going on;because you are thinking "damn this is like the best movie ever"(kill bill 1 & 2)But what i wonder is "who the hell was that?".The black guy standing in the corner in the civil war movie,who never says anything but"sure boss".The cute chick that stands there in line behind the lead actors at some important part of the movie,but all you can do is look at her.Or the fat chick that is not supposed to be looking at the camera,but you keep thinking "i think i know her",just because she looking at you.So what i'm thinking is there should be a "who's that?"award.Something that gives these "extras"some kinda of award for being damn "there".If you have a extra that freaks you out,and they are only in the movie for like a minute,they should get something.And at the same time,some of these people should have killed everyone on set,when they knew it was a piece of shit.And because of that maybe......maybe they shouldn't get anything,they knew it was shit.They should be hunted down,because they could have stopped it.Damn all of you,i can't believe i sat through a crap like the piece of monkey-shit(saw-2004)oh,i will make you all suffer.Nuff said.

I have seen, hell

I know it's been over a month since i last wrote,my dog ate my pc.Well really i have been sick,devil-sick.I got sick and then as i was getting over it,got sick again.And i think my body owes me a fucking "sorry",but i'll get over it.I remember being 21 or so(young)and being sick for a day,and still being able to do anything,fathertime has kicked my ass.I had a fever of 103 for most of the time,ok not really that high.Way back when,i could have a fever of 105 go out drinking all night;fight;get lucky;and head back to work.Without a bit of meds or sleep,not now.So i have started to wonder why i can't do that now?I think it is will-power.At one point i was sitting in the car thinking i can't make it to the door,because i was so tried.Then i used something i aalways do when i workout,yell.Yell and push myself.Suddenly i had all the power and fight and strength in the world.I was able to do everything i always can,because i "pushed myself"to do it.So being sick can kick your ass,send you to hell.But you got to push yourself to do everything.Of course having cancer will still make you weak,and really no matter of "mental pushing"will help.But look at people with cancer they still have the will to do everything,and of course they curse more often.These people are almost fucking super-human fighting,and here we are getting are asses kicked by a flu.My grandma had cancer for a while,and damn could she run circles around anyone,with a sense of humor.I remember a phone conversion with had.I asked her how she was getting around and she said "by my niggermoblie",i was like "what",she said "oh honey that's your feet".I must have laughed for about 40 minutes.Damn she was funny

death

spots
Originally uploaded by demondoug3.

A guy i knew died,well about a week ago.First off,he wasn't a guy i knew,i could say he was a friend.Enter jerry strange(yes,that was his real name),a 60 year old man with no family;very little friends;really no one.He lived as a hermit,sad huh?The doctors told him,he had little time to live,and they wouldn't take care of him.They said he could die sonner,if treated with kemo(yes it was cancer)vists.The cause for his health?Smoking.Jerry went out of his way to get toys and candy for my little boy;jerry could barley stand up on his own.He got around with a food lion shopping cart,his pride was to big for a walker(some how a shopping cart,was ok)His name was jerry strange.Of course i took him to his doctor vists,did his shopping for him,whenever he needed it.Cancer was in jerry.He fought not to go in a home,he said he would never stop smoking.Jerry,mr.strange was dying."I'm already dying,no sense in me to stop smoking".He didn't.He went into a home at saturday,died on the next day.Sunday,he was jerry strange.Cool thing was he didn't stop what he always did,he keep going as if he was ok.I wanted jerry dead,i thought he would be better not to be in pain,he wasn't.I knew him,jerry,for 2 years.I wanted him dead,i thought he be better off,he's not.Fucking jerry strange,hardheaded;selfish asshole.Jerry strange went out of his way to give to my son,when he didn't have the strength to stand;caring asshole.Jerry is dead now,i got my wish.I was wrong,jerry smoked his cigs like he wanted,till he died.He lived better;his way;till he died.His name was JERRY STRANGE.Jerry..see you around one day.

car audio guys

car audio guys
Originally uploaded by demondoug3.

Now,what you are thinking is,"dude you work with a duck?"yes.The answer is yes,it is mean-duck.Now the two guys are "pimp-sitting"scott and "movie making"kenny.And they are the guys of car radio,the bitchs of hooters don't got shit on us."WORD"

where's matt???????

About two weeks ago,i was at work.And i was thinking of quiting(which i still am thinking about)because i felt like i was doing more than i should have,for people that were to damn dumb to understand me.Not really my co-workers(alot,yes are dumbass monkey shit)but the people coming in,looking for help.I can stand in the middle of 4 other empolyees;and i get "pointed out"to help,damn i hate that.But on the weekend,i have my two buddies;scoot,and matt.But on this day,it was so different,scoot was gone on break,and matt was feeling down.He was thinking of quiting as well,we talked about it.He had some things on his mind.Next thing i know i didn't see him.Everybody was asking me if i knew where he was.At one point i thought "maybe i do know",but really i didn't.I even told one person "he's doing lines of coke in the restroom,when he's done.he'll help you,ok?"Funny thing is matt doesn't do coke,nor would i get help for this person;they looked really fucking dumb.So what ahppened?He left.Damn it,now it's just mt and scoot left.We where at team,now just a pair of assholes(but that doesn't count,because scoot is not a asshole)So matt is missing,and we need to find him.So i will litter whores and sluts around to track him down.He needs us,god save the matt.

happyduck

happyduck
Originally uploaded by demondoug3.

I have nothing,i was just thinking ducks,are like mean;nasty-ass,crazy-looking pieces of shit.So why not make a picture of one.I know this is not,like my other deep-thinking crap,i put on here.But,hell i can do what the hell i want.

dumbass

Ok,so i'm at work right now.Sitting in the break room,thinking about how, i don't want to go back out there.Because everyone back there knows,"i the guy to talk to".You see,i don't have a issue with that,because i know.I do have one because,I STILL GET PAID THE SAME AMOUNT.The same as the dumbass that don't,ok a little more but not much.So i bust my ass,so these people coming know what they are getting and how it works,while the others don't.Maybe i should act like a dumbas,because i don't get paid more for knowing.And shit i can't cash a "thank you,you've help so much",fuck that.Along with the day of "normal"bullshit,people come up in the middle of me helping someone asking "do you have any xboxs left?"........FUCK NO.Dumbass.You wait till the last minute for something and think it's going to be here?Were they born a retard or what?If you think it's cheaper around xmas you are a dumbass.If you think it will be here,you are a dumbass.If you think i will rush for you,because you are in a hurry,you are a dumbass.I get paid to help,not to run.And if you think i do...........YOU ARE A DUMBASS,AND I HOPE YOU COKE ON YOUR EGGNOG.Dumbass.

mad mad mad

I was so mad at everything,i came up with the idea of making a site where i can be mad.Why?Because i have too much hate for just one site.On www.demonrants.blogspot.com. Just so i can vent at a much better way than i did before,but i will only do so on that site.I will still post life's bullshit on this one,with 50 percent less humor and more carbs.Oh by the way,i love you all.......ok well maybe 30 percent less humor.